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Archive for September, 2008

For anyone who’s ever worked in client service, hospitality or with idiots, but especially for those of us who believe that the geek shall inherit the Earth:
Enjoy!

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It’s hard being a poser, try-hard exec these days. Just when you think you’ve out-grown that old High School mentality, along comes the latest in the search for the slickest, coolest, must-own tech gadget!
Execs and tech-heads the world over are slogging it out on blogs the world over to determine the latest winner in the [...]

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Geeks of the world unite!

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Job interview from hell

I crashed and burned at a job interview on Friday. It’s difficult to quantify the comprehensiveness of my inadequacy at this job interview. I was spectacularly unimpressive. I failed to answer simple questions, didn’t articulate my selling points; I completely neglected to address key areas that are vital to the role I was applying for [...]

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A convenient outcome

The hot, crimson tsunami floods the bed-sheets.
A poignant reminder of her feminine failure.
The intermittent cramping stabs at her core,
lonely exodus from the poison womb.
She cries out, in bed. Alone. Again.

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A minor oversight…

The only drawback of the mini-pill, my Dr informed me with 20/20 hindsight, is that it’s much more prone to accidental pregnancy.
A notable draw-back, one might think, for a freaking CONTRACEPTIVE!
Gee whiz Doc, thanks for the high-quality professional advice. Where’s Donald Trump when you need him?: ‘You’re FIRED!’

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Ok, ok, it’s an oldie, but I enjoyed this one so much I just had to start the collection with the Gloria Gaynor: I Will Survive alien song:
Enjoy!

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Brave new hair!

HEAR ME ROAR!
I proved myself to be an empowered woman in charge of my own destiny.
I a made a life decision without asking permission, or approval, from anyone else.
I took my self image by the throat.
Well, I’M impressed with me…

I got my hair cut.
Sure, it doesn’t sound like a big deal, but this was no [...]

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Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. It’s been almost a month since my last post…
Oi vey! It’s been a rough month. It seems like every little thing has been conspiring against me. The tsunami of desperation has been poised ominously above my head, and every-so-often, come crashing down around my feet.
HATING my job. My [...]

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